Bathroom dilemma

Ok so last night I was going to bed cos it was getting late and I was getting very tired. Just like so many nights before I ran downstairs to quickly go brush my teeth and do whatever I needed to do before jumping in to my bed .... and just like so many nights before the bathroom was occupied by my roommate so I had to return to my room and start waiting. 30 minutes later he was still in the bathroom and I was getting really annoyed. This was not the 1st time I have been staying up until God knows how late because I have been waiting to get in to the bathroom.
Well... I decided to wash my make-up in the kitchen sink while I was waiting but since he STILL wasn't out from the bathroom I had to do the extreme and go pee in the garden (can you believe I pay £500 every month for this fun?!). I didn't get to brush my teeth (again) but at least I could go to sleep.
Well, this morning I got up at 6.45 - 45 minutes before I have to leave the house to go to the bus stop. I run downstairs to go pee and brush my teeth and wash my face but just like so many mornings before my roommate had taken over the bathroom. I prepare my lunch and he is still in the bathroom - I wash my face in the kitchen sink (again) so I can put on my make-up. I go check the bathroom door just before I am supposed to leave the house - he is still in the bathroom (If I didn't know any better I'd say he has died in there...). I have to leave to the bus stop without being able to brush my teeth (again) and once I get to work I have to run to the bathroom so I can go pee (I guess I could have gone to the garden again...).
What's the lesson in this story?
If you share a house don't fucking waste everyone's time by grooming yourself in the bathroom if you have only one bathroom in the house - it's the peak of selfisness. No one likes early mornings but YOU MAKE IT WORSE by not letting people go to sleep on time or go have that morning wee in peace. I would take max 5 minutes in the bathroom in the morning because I have a habit of having my shower in the previous day after work. I just want to brush my teeth and pee!!!!!!!